Custom 75% Mechanical Keyboard
★★★★★5.0 · 3,120 cravings
$289$604
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Thocky. Creamy. Group-buy energy without the 18-month wait — because it will simply never come.
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Free delivery
(that never arrives)
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Free returns
(nothing to return)
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Instant dopamine
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What the cravers say
★★★★★
“The thock is imaginary and so is my restraint.”
— keeb_kraze · verified craver ✅
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